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TCR | 2013.05.22 | Boehner on the IRS scandal
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Helen Mirren Has Tea with Dying Boy After Actual Queen Says No
Riiiight. Cause her queenliness has better stuff to be doing.

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Someone waited their entire life to put that title to use and if they are not promoted immediately i am calling the LA Times and complaining.
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Just impulse bought a Portugal. The Man ticket at the 9:30 Club!
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dainelthegreat replied to your post: I have purchased replacement Ray-Bans. Soon I…
Which type?
This type.

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
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